So everyone knows the general plot of Harry Potter, but take a look at my version of the events of each film. This is from a slightly skewed shippers perspective. Please keep in mind this is a parody and no offense is meant to any of the actors and/or characters. There is also some bad language and adult themes that you may want the kiddies to stay away from. Contact me with comments and/or criticism. I hope you enjoy!

They go to their next class with Professor Lupin.	Who, strangely, seems quite competant and qualified for his job.	That's weird.
"Hey kids! Let's try to scare the crap out of ourselves and reveal some interesting plot, shall we?!"	Hermione suddenly appears out of nowhere.	"Wait a tick... that's not how it happens! The plot is disappearing! Do you see it? Do you see it disappearing???"
Neville has to face his greatest fear...	A dresser.	A scaaaary dresser.
"So you have to think of a happy thought."	"Is this Peter Pan? Is that why the plot seems so different???"	"Hello?!"
Neville's happiest and funniest thought is of Snape. In drag.	He needs so much therapy.	And seriously...is there anything funnier than Snape coming out the closet? Is that not completely fitting?