So everyone knows the general plot of Harry Potter, but take a look at my version of the events of each film. This is from a slightly skewed shippers perspective. Please keep in mind this is a parody and no offense is meant to any of the actors and/or characters. There is also some bad language and adult themes that you may want the kiddies to stay away from. Contact me with comments and/or criticism. I hope you enjoy!

"Wait, how do you know this?"	"Oh... I should explain. You see... I'm a ...a..."	"Former sidekick."
shocked [. . .]	"Yes, it's true."	"I was in love with your mother. Lovely woman really. She was an extraordinary witch...
hermione [. . .]	"Her kindness was almost unusual..."	hermione [. . .]
"She was there for me at a time when no one else was..."	hermione [. . .]	harry smile on bridge [. . .]
"And she had the hottest pair of legs. She had the type of body that made me want to drop down on my hands and knees and thank God I'm a man..."	"DUDE!"	"Sorry, but you see, I know what it was like to be in love with a woman I could never, ever..."
"...ever, never, ever, ever, never...."	"...never times infinity plus one ever love me back. Just like Hermione does Ron."	"It's heartbreaking. I rebelled after Hogwarts. Started hanging out on Knockturn Alley, learning Dark Arts, sleeping with trolls..."
"Eww."	"I was a mess."	"Seriously... Ron's in this movie???"