So everyone knows the general plot of Harry Potter, but take a look at my version of the events of each film. This is from a slightly skewed shippers perspective. Please keep in mind this is a parody and no offense is meant to any of the actors and/or characters. There is also some bad language and adult themes that you may want the kiddies to stay away from. Contact me with comments and/or criticism. I hope you enjoy!

[. . .]	"Hey hey hey... there's only enough room in this movie for ONE cute and cuddly strange animal sidekick. And I do believe I've filled that role."	"So fuck off!"
Harry plays with Munchie.	Oh...hey... what? This movie is looking up....	Hey, wait a minute...
Noooooo!!!! You bastard!	MUNCHIE!!!!!	So wrong. So very wrong. Long live Munchie!
Harry psychically senses Hermione's presence, so he goes downstairs.	And there she is.	HOLY. CRAP.
"You can say that again."	"BABY!"	"Harry!!!!"