So everyone knows the general plot of Harry Potter, but take a look at my version of the events of each film. This is from a slightly skewed shippers perspective. Please keep in mind this is a parody and no offense is meant to any of the actors and/or characters. There is also some bad language and adult themes that you may want the kiddies to stay away from. Contact me with comments and/or criticism. I hope you enjoy!

The next morning, everyone tries to forget the fact that Vernon is a big perve.	Except Harry, who's still pretty mad. But he's trying to get Vernon to sign a form so he can snog Hermione in Hogsmeade in peace.	Vernon takes yet another opportunity to be cruel to Harry and tells him no.
"No."	"Look if you don't sign this, I'll kick you out of the next movie!"	[ . . . ]
Oh my God... it's the Trunchbull!	Noooooooooooo!	It's not at all surprising that Trunchbull loves Harry as much as the Dursleys do.
Which just proves, once again, that they're all still mad...	...that Harry is the hottest one in the family.	And I should be applauded that I managed to wait a page and a half before mentioning that.
Because PoA Harry?	Holy. Christ. On. A. Cross.	That's all I'm sayin.