So everyone knows the general plot of Harry Potter, but take a look at my version of the events of each film. This is from a slightly skewed shippers perspective. Please keep in mind this is a parody and no offense is meant to any of the actors and/or characters. There is also some bad language and adult themes that you may want the kiddies to stay away from. Contact me with comments and/or criticism. I hope you enjoy!

Harry and Hermione brave the soul suckers...	While Ron tries to claw his way out.	Hey! The drunk, homeless bum is handy!
Then Harry passes out. The last thing Harry hears is his mother's voice.	Which then turns into Hermione's.	Gee...that's not at all weird.
Hermione sits by his side on the floor.	While Ron just makes a funny face and hopes for the best.	"Baby! I was so worried!"
"I'm alright, hun. What happened?"	"Here, eat this chocolate"	Cause, you know, chocolate? Totally wards off the forces of evil.
Just a tip: If a homeless bum offers you chocolate or candy while standing in front of you- just run away!	"I'm gonna go pass out in the toilet and work off this hangover. Keep eating! Trust me, the chocolate helps."	"Why? What do I have, PMS?"