So everyone knows the general plot of Harry Potter, but take a look at my version of the events of each film. This is from a slightly skewed shippers perspective. Please keep in mind this is a parody and no offense is meant to any of the actors and/or characters. There is also some bad language and adult themes that you may want the kiddies to stay away from. Contact me with comments and/or criticism. I hope you enjoy!

Suddenly we're back at Hogwarts. Wow, that was a fast train ride.	"And I didn't even get a chance to snog Hermione. Again. Dammit all!"	::grumbles:: "Stupid Dementors. Stupid train."
Okay, Hogwarts has a chorus???	Am I the only one more than a bit creeped out by this?	Oh yeah, that's natural. Totally normal.
The chorus is singing the school anthem.	"Something wicked this way comes!"	How dangerous does your school have to be for the school song to be 'Something Wicked This Way Comes'???
Good Job, Idi.... wait...	Wha?	The Hell?
Remember when they changed Darrens on Bewitched?	This is kind of like that.	He's a new Dumbledore, young, spry and guarenteed not to kick the bucket.
He got an Extreme Makeover over the summer break. Instead of, you know, maybe training Harry for the upcoming war or maybe, you know, ridding the world of evil.	Yeah, he's just as dumb as the old Dumbledore.	"Am I the only one who notices that he's a completely different person.... Hello???!!"