So everyone knows the general plot of Harry Potter, but take a look at my version of the events of each film. This is from a slightly skewed shippers perspective. Please keep in mind this is a parody and no offense is meant to any of the actors and/or characters. There is also some bad language and adult themes that you may want the kiddies to stay away from. Contact me with comments and/or criticism. I hope you enjoy!

dumbledore "I've spoken to the Dementors. They apologize for missing Black sneaking into the castle but they were busy giving each other facials and didn't notice."	snape "Any ideas on how Sirius snuck into the castle?"	"Many! There are lots of ways he could sneak by me!"
"Watch out for Potter's head there, sir."	Once again being the only voice of reason in the movie, Snape suggests searching the castle.	"We should maybe warn Potter, sir?"
"Why?"	"Well, Sirius did try to kill him. It may be prudent."	::under breath:: Dumbass...
"Oh let him sleep. For in dreams we fly and dance and jump all around in sunshine kisses and chocolate rainbows."	snape looking annoyed [. . .]	"God damn hippie."