So everyone knows the general plot of Harry Potter, but take a look at my version of the events of each film. This is from a slightly skewed shippers perspective. Please keep in mind this is a parody and no offense is meant to any of the actors and/or characters. There is also some bad language and adult themes that you may want the kiddies to stay away from. Contact me with comments and/or criticism. I hope you enjoy!

"But..."	"La la la...doo bee doo bee doo...."	"Well this is just ridiculous."
"Now Harry, go on back to your hotel room that I bought for you instead of remembering that you're a minor and I should probably, you know, call a gaurdian or an adult to look after you."	[. . .]	"Mkay."
Housekeeping? Who are they trying to kid.	Back in his hotel room, Harry wishes Hermione were there. He wills the train to bring her.	"$&^*#@!"
"What the hell...?"	[. . .]	Oh. My. God.
I LOVE IT!	And I will call him Muchie. And he will be my Munchie. And he will be mine.	Holy crap, he is too freaking cute.