So everyone knows the general plot of Harry Potter, but take a look at my version of the events of each film. This is from a slightly skewed shippers perspective. Please keep in mind this is a parody and no offense is meant to any of the actors and/or characters. There is also some bad language and adult themes that you may want the kiddies to stay away from. Contact me with comments and/or criticism. I hope you enjoy!

For no reason whatsoever...	Trunchbull decides to call Harry's mom a bitch and his dad a booze-hound.	Which pisses him off. But he remembers how many perverted things he and Hermione could do alone together in Hogsmeade, and he tries to control himself.
But then she mentions something about "bad-blood"...	...and Harry thought she said "mudblood."	Then all hell breaks loose.
Like so.	Okay, garters on the Trunchbull? Highly unattractive.	Oh sure... like she'd ever get him off the ground.
"What have you done, boy??!!"	[. . .]	"I see no difference."
Harry decides that he's had enough of being the Dursley's bitch and takes it out on the furniture.	Aww. If I wasn't squeeing so much because they look so much like Harry and Hermione, this would be so sad.	But they do look like Harry and Hermione, therefore I squee.