So everyone knows the general plot of Harry Potter, but take a look at my version of the events of each film. This is from a slightly skewed shippers perspective. Please keep in mind this is a parody and no offense is meant to any of the actors and/or characters. There is also some bad language and adult themes that you may want the kiddies to stay away from. Contact me with comments and/or criticism. I hope you enjoy!

Good job, idiot.	"So what, are you the director of the Good Ship?"	"You know about the Good Ship?"
"I know everything. Your boss told me."	Harry gives Lucius the diary back.	He then throws it to Dobby.
Who opens it to find a dirty, nasty sock.	Which frees him...	...to kick Lucius Malfoy's ass.
Seriously.	Dobby has years of pent up anger to work through. And he's more than happy to start now.	Lucius isn't pleased.
Dobby could care less.	"Okay, you handle this. I need to go find Hermione."	"Don't worry, I'm gonna have fun getting some revenge. I've got some good ideas for that walking stick of his of his..."