EXTRAS: THE SLIGHTLY SKEWED RECAPS

So everyone knows the general plot of Harry Potter, but take a look at my version of the events of each film. This is from a slightly skewed shippers perspective. Please keep in mind this is a parody and no offense is meant to any of the actors and/or characters. There is also some bad language and adult themes that you may want the kiddies to stay away from. Contact me with comments and/or criticism. I hope you enjoy!



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Oh yeah, they're just friends.

Sure.

Right.


"That's it. Attack my friends, I don't care..."


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"Attack the Professors... I could care less!"


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"You can even give Hedwig brain damage... that's fine with me."


"Prick!"


"But you go after my Hermione... "


"It's time to kick some ass."


"Ron, wake up."


"Huh... what?"


"It's time to go after Voldemort."


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