So everyone knows the general plot of Harry Potter, but take a look at my version of the events of each film. This is from a slightly skewed shippers perspective. Please keep in mind this is a parody and no offense is meant to any of the actors and/or characters. There is also some bad language and adult themes that you may want the kiddies to stay away from. Contact me with comments and/or criticism. I hope you enjoy!

Breakfast is interrupted when Percy's hair jumps up and attacks everyone.	So they decide to leave before anyone gets hurt.	Harry in a green-ribbed turtleneck? Mmm.
"We're going to Diagon Alley!"	"Wait, Diagon Alley? Already? Ron just wished me a happy birthday yesterday!"	"This happened in the last movie, too, remember?"
"We've learned to just go with it.	"Will Hermione be there?"	"Before I answer that, are you guys just going to ignore me again like last year?"
"I wonder how she's doing. I've missed her so much!"	"Seriously. Stop it..."	"I bet she's gotten taller..."
"I'm not kidding. I'm going to need therapy and I can't bloody afford it..."	"...and I bet she still smells good..."	[...]