So everyone knows the general plot of Harry Potter, but take a look at my version of the events of each film. This is from a slightly skewed shippers perspective. Please keep in mind this is a parody and no offense is meant to any of the actors and/or characters. There is also some bad language and adult themes that you may want the kiddies to stay away from. Contact me with comments and/or criticism. I hope you enjoy!

They finally have their new DADA class with their new professor.	"Oh no, not this idiot..."	"Oh yes! Hello there kids. I'm Professor Lying Sack of Shit"
"I'll basically be responsible for almost getting you all killed."	"But don't worry- it's only because I'm incompetant."	"I'm no where near as attractive as I need to be to be the evil genius."
"Just wait till you see him."	[...]	Harry couldn't stand listening to Lying Sack of Shit talking about himself anymore, so he goes to play Quidditch.
Hot Guy! Alert!	Nice to see that someone eventually got to Oliver after his fall in the last movie.	All this Quidditch stuff is so boring. Why do they continue to force it on us?
[...]	Well, okay. That part isn't so bad.	Malfoy is the new seeker...big shock.