So everyone knows the general plot of Harry Potter, but take a look at my version of the events of each film. This is from a slightly skewed shippers perspective. Please keep in mind this is a parody and no offense is meant to any of the actors and/or characters. There is also some bad language and adult themes that you may want the kiddies to stay away from. Contact me with comments and/or criticism. I hope you enjoy!

"Well, you know...love you. Can't live without you."	[...]	[...]
Back in class, Harry begins hearing voices, so he follows them outside.	"Oh no!"	"The Chamber of Secrets has been opened. Enemies of the heir beware."
"What the hell is that supposed to mean?"	"Oh my God...look. It's... it's..."	"Smashed pumpkin."
"I don't get it. Who would do that?"	"Oh there's a petrified cat, too."	Filch sees Mrs. Norris petrified and immediately blames Snape.
"You did it, I know you did, you perve! She said no, didn't she?! You didn't like that... so you petrified her!"	Snape looks at him.	And runs away.