So everyone knows the general plot of Harry Potter, but take a look at my version of the events of each film. This is from a slightly skewed shippers perspective. Please keep in mind this is a parody and no offense is meant to any of the actors and/or characters. There is also some bad language and adult themes that you may want the kiddies to stay away from. Contact me with comments and/or criticism. I hope you enjoy!

We finally get a look at the troll, who bares a startling resemblance...	...to this person.	When Marcus Flint Sr. attacks Hermione,
Harry screams out her name.	"Hermione! Sweetheart, move!!!"	Hermione looks up to see the love of her life trying to save her.
"Well it's about time you showed up!"	Harry instinctually starts throwing stuff at Mr. Flint to try and save his girl.	Ron doesn't know what to do, so he makes his trusty funny face and hopes for the best.
"That's it! No one tries to kill my woman! To the death!!!" Harry screams, charging Mr. Flint. Ron, in the meantime, decides to take a nap.	"Hermione...go now! Save yourself!"	Harry falls to the floor...
...after sticking his wand up the troll's nose	"I can't believe it. You actually did it! You saved me! I mean, I've read the books so I know you save me, but it's still surprising to watch!"	"Well, you know... love you. Can't live without you."