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You need to get it in your head that it's going to be RON and Hermione! Are you blind?! J.K. Rowling even said that it's going to be RON/Hermione, not HARRY/Hermione! My advice to you is either shut down the site or turn it into a Ron/Hermione site.


I'll get right on that.




This is Jessica Rowling. My mom told me who is going to end up together in the end, and it's not Harry and Hermione. Sorry. It's Hermione and Ron. I'll let you guess who Harry ends up with though! That way, you can just change your site to harryloves_______!My mom is obviously in connection with the Harry Potter movie directors and they would like you to stop ruining their movies with your Slightly Skewed Recaps. I hope you listen to my mom's and my advice. Keep reading!


Stick to pretending you're JK. At least that's funnier.




hi kate...have you actually read the harry potter books?????????????????????? think you'll find that harry doesnt love hermione.................ron does!!!! its even been mentioned by crew members who made the askaban film and j. k. rowling herself so i thnik you need to change the name of your site....i really dont think harry would be to impressed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


It's funny; this idiot goes to so much trouble to give 50 question marks, a ton of exclamation points and periods that go on forever, yet none of this spectacular punctuation actually makes its way to where it belongs. Sad, really.




ok, where do you get this crazy idea, that harry likes hermione? show me some proof please! your "quotes" are not very good if you ask me. send me some better quotes and i'll send you MINE and Other peoples research on the matter. [signature omitted to protect the ignorant]


Um, no that's okay. I'd rather slam my hand in my car door. Again and again and again and....




Are you mad??!!! Are you blind or just dense? Harry is cute and all, but he doesn't look like the dating type. As for Hermione, I think Ronnie's on her mind 24/7! This message is only valid if you're talkin' about the BOOK characters, and NOT the MOVIE characters. If you are talkin' about the movie people, then I'm sorry.


What? Is there a translator in the house? First Harry doesn't "look" like the dating type, but then you say that you're talking about the books. Then you called Ron "Ronnie"... you should be shot for that alone.




This is MADNESS! We all know Hermione is gonna be with Ron!!!


Now by "we" you mean you an all of your personalities, right?




Umm...I do wish Harry did love Hermione but I doubt it will happen. The books are more into Ron and Hermione which seems perfectly well since it's a pureblood fallling inlove with a Muggle born. Half-blood and Muggleborn is just soo...weird.


The fact that you even say that goes to show you missed the entire point of what JK is, I believe, trying to say: someone who even believes in the whole "blood" issue is a moron. Did you just run out of ideas and reasons to go against Harry and Hermione and this was all you could think of?




HARRY AND HERMIONE WILL NOT END UP 2GETHER HAVN'T YOU HEARD, RON LOVES HERMIONEAND HERMIONE LOVES RON BACK, GINNY LOVES HARRY AND HARR WILL LOVE GINNY BACK, JK SAID SO, NOT HARRY AND HERMINE DO THE WORDS PLATONIC LOVE MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU???????????????????????????????????????????


Well, it is Halloween....




Hey just wondering why haven't you updated in a couple of weeks? Not that I care, I don't support your ship, but I'm just curious. [Kate comment: well obviously you do care or else you wouldn't write in]

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You should update more, for all those insane H/Hr fans out there. Not that I care, I don't support your ship...but you should at least be thinking of those people that support you *looks confused* dunno why they would, but hey, that's their choice. By the way, awesome site, you have wonderful html skills! [Kate comment: Jesus H. Christ, can I just ask where you people get your drugs?]

and

You BANNED me??? omg like i wanted to sign the guestbook and this stupid page comes up saying that my host is banned and that i may not sign the guestbook. What a bunch of crap. Well, i just wanted to say i find it very messed up that you didn't care when i said something rather unkind about the ship you choose to support, [Kate comment: Okay, now go back and reread that sentence. If you still don't see why you're an idiot, then I suggest seeking help, a.s.a.p.] but when i signed the guestbook again, this time politely [Kate comment: Oh, I'm sorry. Was that supposed to be polite?], you got pissed off and banned me. You have some messed up logic to sort out. [Kate comment: I just... I can't even... I...] I'm just writing to say that no matter how hard you work to convince people to follow the Bad Ship, you will never accomplish it with that attitude of yours. Good luck with your problems, [signature omitted to protect the ignorant].


And Good luck with yours.




OKAY SO HARRY AND HERMIONE NOT AT ALL GETTING TOGETHER but who are you and when do you live why not like ron iM FROM FLORIDA SO IT IS SUNNY AND RON AND HERMIONE LIKES IT HERE so who are you to say they not get together your evil and wrong and rowling hates you so you soul kill yourself and then drown yourself and then we can pee on your body and we bury you in the backyard with my old dog and then ill call the cops to come arrest you after we kill you so dont even try to say harry and hermione because you haven't read the books and you only like dan and emma and emma looks like a pitbull she's ugly and dan is kind of ugly to but rupert is okay. thats it so dont be trying to say harry and hermione anymore or i will chop you up in my yard with my dog.


And that, my friends, is the end of the world.





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